Alba Linsky
Senator
Number of posts: 1020
Age: 18
Location: Sitting on a leather couch in the apartment in my mind... =)
Registration date: 2008-09-15
 | | Subject: Jewellery joke... Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:50 pm | |
| A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price.'
Lol, LOVE IT! Hope you do to... _________________
...Let me escape with you...
...to the dark studio...
...to the apartment with the windows...
...to the bright blue morning sky...
...to the piano, the drum set and your beautiful voice...
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kpnuts
Tracker
Number of posts: 286
Age: 17
Location: Hmm. Home?
Registration date: 2008-09-10
| | Subject: Re: Jewellery joke... Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:31 pm | |
| Now that's funny. :L
That is actually a really good joke!
XD |
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Gryffindorgal4hp
Higher magician
Number of posts: 3930
Age: 18
Location: Adam Lambert's arms
Registration date: 2008-08-01
| | Subject: Re: Jewellery joke... Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:58 pm | |
| This is so funny...I actually laugh until I cried...
And I know what's funny...
YAY!
LucyXX |
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P h o e n i x
Hunter
Number of posts: 69
Age: 18
Location: Britain
Registration date: 2008-09-04
| | Subject: Re: Jewellery joke... Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:42 pm | |
| LOL!! That joke is awesome XD Im laughing right here  |
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Dragonfly_x
Tracker
Number of posts: 246
Age: 17
Location: I'll let you know.
Registration date: 2008-11-06
| | Subject: Re: Jewellery joke... Fri Nov 14, 2008 9:57 pm | |
| yea u told me that one he he he xD |
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Pure Insanity
Healer
Number of posts: 5289
Age: 17
Location: Wondering why I am there
Registration date: 2008-09-02
| | Subject: Re: Jewellery joke... Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:57 pm | |
| I dont get this one either........  WHY IS THE WORLD MOCKING ME!?!?!??!?! |
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