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Alba Linsky
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PostSubject: Jewellery joke...   Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:50 pm

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price.'

Lol, LOVE IT! Hope you do to...

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PostSubject: Re: Jewellery joke...   Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:31 pm

Now that's funny. :L

That is actually a really good joke!

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PostSubject: Re: Jewellery joke...   Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:58 pm

This is so funny...I actually laugh until I cried...

And I know what's funny...

YAY!

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PostSubject: Re: Jewellery joke...   Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:42 am

LOL!!

That joke is awesome XD
Im laughing right here Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jewellery joke...   Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:57 pm

yea u told me that one he he he xD
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PostSubject: Re: Jewellery joke...   Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:57 am

I dont get this one either........

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