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PostSubject: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:37 pm

(Taken from 'Tom Shields goes Forth')

Everyone's heard of Queen and the Bohemian Rhapsody, well, here's a little parody...

"Naan, I just killed a man...
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead."

We move on to lyrics such as 'Curry on, curry on, because nothing really Madras' and 'Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and use the loo'.
And we find ourselves after the guitar solo at the really fast bit.

"I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely, Very very spicey indeed!
Biryani (Biryani), Biryani (Biryani), Biryani and a naan,
(A vindaloo loo loo...)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand you well back, Cause this loo is quarantined."

We hesitate to print more, but we can say that the song ends with the phrase 'anywhere the wind blows'...

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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."


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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:58 pm

I love that so much!!! remember when we showed it roung in the playgrownd and only me you and Fraser got it and no one else could understand why we were pissing outselves laughing... lol love it

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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:01 am

What's that curry taste?
Curry...
Hoummmmeeee

LMAO! Coolio Jenn

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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:08 pm

I dont geddit...


BUT

Lucy, i get yours Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:14 pm

GOOD!

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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:45 am

I dont get it either....
ignore me blonde moment XD
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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:15 pm

Alba! Our theory of only Scots getting the joke seems to be true...

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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."


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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:17 pm

Or maybe we're all just very very blondie over here. And in England.
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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:36 pm

That must be to true over here Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:56 pm

nut im not so very blondie (i dont think so, at least...) but since i barely ever have curry then i guess its not as funny to me (although still funny) do you eat lots of curry in scotland?
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PostSubject: Re: Bohemian Rhapsody... with a curry flavour!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:01 am

I STILL dont geddit....

Curry's, always cutting prices *snip snip* Very Happy
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