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PostSubject: Final Fantasy Rap.   Final Fantasy Rap. EmptySat May 16, 2009 12:16 pm

If you don't know Final Fantasy, you won't get anything.
--WARNING: Explicit text, ftw. Word filters on.--

Once upon a time in the land of Melmond,
The splendor of vegetation decayed.
It was prophecized that 4 stunning light warriors
Would come and save the day.
What what what?!
Arriving in Coneria,
amidst all the deliria,
4 motherf*uckers emerged to teach a valued lesson;
Bet you'll count your blessings at the beating
That's about to occur...

Here we go

I am the fighter,
[DUNE]
I'm the leader of the gang.
I can't use any magic,
But I'm critically acclaimed.

Introducing the RED mage!
The jack of all trades!
Both magic, crazy tactics,
leaving them all in their graves!

Then comes the black man
And the black mage!
Clumsy with the hittin'
But fixin' to put a hurtin'
On all of you f*ckin b*tchez!

Don't forget, after this,
We gotta stop at the shop.
I ain't doin' much damage
With this rock in a sock.

I am the the red mage,
Pimpin' a feather in my hat.
The name's [JOJO]
Need somethin'?
Yea, I got that.
Watch your step,
'cos I stand
Where you fall.
Eloquent abilities and that's not all.
Ostentaneously fashionable...
What's my name, b*tch?
Light you on fire,
And then I'll heal your sh*t,
Just to burn you again,
And then I'll cut you in two.
It takes three men to do what I do.

And that's my cue.
Pointy hat, coat of blue,
Burnin' bright yellow eyes,
And I do what I do
'cuz I learned the dark arts
From another time and age.
Bow down to me, b*tches,
'cuz I'm the BLACK MAGE!
I got my wizard hat on,
And I'm lookin' something vicious,
All the ladies call me lucky
'Cuz I'm magically delicious.
4 spaces for a name?
B*tch, I only need 3.
[LEO], sign me up for the FINAL FANTASY!

I've just heard a legend as a prophecy,
That 4 strapping young lads would come and see me
And all my magesty and save the princess, see,
And put a d*mn stop to the elemental fiends.
The good knight, Garland -until recently-
Broke in and stole the f*cking princess from me!
Don't worry about it, sir!
We're gonna take Garland DOWN!
But we're gonna need some weapons
'fore we go into town,
Let's go!

Oh great, we're at the town shop,
Black mages can't equip sh*t, so,
I'll wait outside...
Just take your time...
I guess I'll go buy some spells,
And I'll find them all well,
Find something else to do with my time.
That's fine.

Goin' on our way to the temple of fiends,
D*mned imp better stay the hell away from me,
Yo, [SPUD], hit 'em with your nunchakus, G!
See if we can gain some gold and EXP,
These wolves won't stop comin' after me,
But ain't nothin' compared to these spiders, see...
With you here, [JOJO], to cast ruse on me,
Nothin's stoppin' us from buildin' up the GP.
D*mn, [LEO], why you keep gettin' hit?
You're brining the team down, I'm sick of this sh*t!
Mediocre mage, trippin' [JOJO],
I think it's time for you to get your a*s
In the BACK ROW!

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Your defense is weak; Fartin's tougher than you!
Good kngiht turned bad knight?
Good night for you!
Surrender the princess, or surrender your life!
I'm light speeds ahead of you, now bleed on my knife!
That was a critical hit!
Critics are thumbin' in awe?
Garland, you look like sh*t,
Go home and cry to your ma.

Who do you think you are, boy?
The LIGHT WARRIORS?!?
Don't make me laugh!
Although... You ARE glorious!
How do you get your hair to match your armor so well?
I bet your manicurist has a dozen stories to tell!
Stand aside, boy! I'll make a mockery of you!
Well, you'll be pushin' up roses 'fore the time that I'm through!
Ya done it now, Shut ya mouth.
Look what you made me do!
Ha ha!
You can't keep up with me, you f*ckin'
SLOW A*S PUNK!
Your little knife ain't gonna stop my
POWERFUL NUNCHAKUZ!
Once you were the best knight in the
KINGDOM
Now you're nothin' but a f*ckin'
CRUMBUM, CHUM!
I bite my thumb at you, b*tch!
How dare you!
I'm back in this part, just to fix up my
GLITCH.

Is that all you got, you vexatious queef?
I'll knock you down!
I'll make you wish you would have chosen [THIEF]
Your nunchaku are as deadly
-if not more so- than you!
And that isn't saying much,
But it's true!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Have at you!

You were lucky when you landed that blow.
FA SHO!
But mine won't even show with my backup, bro!

--Will add more later--
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