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PostSubject: Jingle Bells... Edited! (If only we dared to sing it...)   Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:24 pm

This was written for my Peotry teacher (who is actually a History Geography teacher). Alba and Astrid, you know the first verse!

Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells:

You cannae sing
You cannae sing
Put down your guitar
Or I will smash it with your harmonica
Hey!

You cannae sing
You cannae sing
Put down your guitar
Before we all go completely insane!
Hey!

Running through the halls
Your voice is haunting us
Dashing down the stairs,
Screaming all the way!

We need to tell you now
Before we lose our sense
So please shut up now
Before your harmonica
Is shoved right up your arse
Hey!


And then repeat until the teacher shuts up.
Merry Christmas! Smile

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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."


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PostSubject: Re: Jingle Bells... Edited! (If only we dared to sing it...)   Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:34 pm

That is like, uber awesome

Your teachers sound like little legends

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