Bill Oddie and the Fantastical Sycamore Tree

Hayley smiled as she looked at the tree.
"WTF?" she yelled, wainting for Holly to yell, "You've been punk'd!"

"You've been PUKED!" Holly yelled, and hit Hayley over the head with a sausage.
"You're the sausage in my coffee babe." she commented and lovingly spat on her.

"I know I am," Hayley replied, wiping spit off her face. "I love you too, dumpling!"

"Yup." Holly commented yawning, "Well all this tomfooleryness has made me sick, Im going to bed. Night sweetums!"
She threw on her pyjamas and went to sleep ..... on the ground .... next to the tree....

Then Bill Oddie came out with a dagger and stabbed Hayley!!!!

Hayley laughed and then the scene changed.

Hayley and Holly were standing in a dark alleyway. SCARY!

"This could turn out a little odd." Holl remarked, staring at the bosom shaped clouds.

Hayley frowned and nodded.