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PostSubject: Jokes; let's share them...   Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:03 pm

Here are a few to start this off:
What's black and white and can't turn round in a lift?
((A nun with a javellin through her head! lol))

What d'you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls? (this one's my favourite!)
((Sparky (tell me if you don't gettit and il explain)))

Why do fars smell?
((For the benifit of the deaf))

enjoy!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:55 pm

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER LIKE TEN MINUTES, I GOT THE SECOND ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG IM SO SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ANYWAY

*ahem**

good 'uns Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:00 am

Ok...I have a joke. (Of me and Hannah's creation in Malta)

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Because someone through a fridge at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a rollercoaster at her!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree?

Because someone threw a pizza at his face.

(at this point, my mum said, "Now you'se are just getting silly.")
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:49 am

What goes: black white black white black white black brown black brown black brown black brown black black black black?
((A nun on a spit.))

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"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:02 am

You were hyper when you wrote this one...I can tell...

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
(A peguin rolling down a hill)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:04 am

That was actually one that Alba had.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
((Set it on fire and watch it go whouf. (Very bad joke from a classmate)))

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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:25 am

Um...ok...yes...Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:22 pm

I was going to write one of Owen's but when I got to the middle, I realised that it was FAAAAAAAR too rude to add. So there, I won't spoil my reputation for having listened to Owen on a Thursday evening. lol

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:48 pm

I dont geddit......

except Lu's ...


HAHHAHAHAHAHA

we irish have a good sense of humor...


riiiiiiiiight?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:04 pm

I hate to think what Owen's joke would have been. He's got a bit of a... wierd mind... If you understand it.

Boy's response to old man: Keep you hair on! Oh wait, you don't have any...

Teenager 1: How cheesy is this?
Teenager 2: Somewhere between Mature chedar and Camenbert.

What's worse than an angry woman?
((An angry woman with a big stick to hit you with.))

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Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
"Though thy crest be shorn and shaven thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
Ghastly, grim, and ancient raven, wandering from the nightly shore.
Tell me what the lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore."
Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:11 pm

I ACTUALLY GET YOUR JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they're just ... not that funny ...

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:25 pm

What do you get if you cross a zebra with a pig?
((stripy saussages lol))

Why did the tomato blush?
((coz it saw the salad dressing))

'Why you put a fairy at the top of the Christmas tree...'
Well, it's Christmas eve, Santa still has a few toys missing, Rudolf won't fly, the elfs are getting on his nervs and Mrs Claus keeps going on at him to do the dishes. So Santa's in a pretty fowl mood. And then a fairy with a Christmas tree comes to the door.
"Where do I put this?"
((need I say more?))

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:29 pm

What's green and says "Hey...I'm a frog!"
((A talking frog!!))
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:35 pm

...

oh gawd....


HANNAHS JOKE NOW

And everyone knows
Hannah's jokes rule Razz

((Jenn, i heard that inward sigh!))

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:58 pm

LMAO!

SOOOOO FUNNY!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:40 pm

HAHAHA Hannah. That is actually funny! lmao..


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:54 pm

I like that one!! lol I got one:

Three men wash up on an island, and these cannibals catch em and are going to make canoes out of their skins. They will grant them 1 dying wish The first man wants a cigar. He smokes it, then they kill him and make a canoe out of his skin. The second man wants a whisky. He drinks it, then they kill him and make a canoe out of his skin. The third man wants a fork.
"Are you sure?" They ask.
"Yes. I want a fork."
They give him a fork, and he started jabbing himself all over, shouting
"You'll not make a canoe out of me!"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:56 am

....

I dont geddit...


*wanders off to find Jenn*
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:11 pm

HAHAHA, love it Astrid!!!
Explanation: if the skin has holes in it, the canoo will sink. gettit now?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:17 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAA


OH RIGHT!


OMG THATS HILARIOUS!

AHHAHAHA


thanks for explaining it ....

...

I laugh three times: Once when the jokes told ..... Once when its explained ... and an hour later when I finally get it ..... Razz

I ACTUALLY geddit though! thanks Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:18 pm

lol, haha, your welcome

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:39 pm

ooh, i got one!
Would you rather, in a guy, for him to be or L (u no, the finger thing)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:26 am

Jokes are cool...HAHA GOOD ONE!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:04 pm

I dont get them ... Sad

lol

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes; let's share them...   Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:07 am

YOU DON'T GET ANYTHING!

Lol OJ

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