"In the name of God, impure souls of the living dead shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen. "

"Immortality is wasted on the young."

"And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle."

"Our mission is t' punish any heretic who would deny the word of God! We will crush yer unholy body and salt th' earth w' yer dust! Amen!"

"They don't make vampires like they used to."